I Created This For A Reason

I realize it's been a long while, but recent events have given me cause to vent. In short they are my neighbor, and Luddites. I will explain those, I just had to write it down before The Rage takes over and I pass out.

First off, my neighbor. I'm not quite sure what has happened in the apartment adjacent to mine, but it can't be good. At first, he was quiet. Then, he got a girlfriend. That wasn't so bad, you could hear her talk every now and then but oh well. What do you expect when you live in an apartment. After a short time, no more girl voices were heard and the cursing started. I assumed that he had lost his girlfriend as was sad. I hoped that it was a phase that he'd get through. I was wrong. About a month later came the sounds of another girl. At least, a assume it was a different girl. The first one wasn't around for long enough for me to remember what she sounded like. The weird thing was, though, that the cursing did not stop. In fact, it got worse and he developed a new habit of channeling Brett "The Hitman" Heart. I'm hoping that someone snaps his Slim Jim.

Today I was talking to a lady on the phone and she asked me to fax her something. I explained that I do not have access to a fax machine currently but would be happy to email it to her. She stated that she preferred fax, but would take the email anyway. Upon receiving the document she had to check some information. She had to make sure that there was a number 4 in the bottom right hand corner of the document. I was told to wait while she printed it out so she could check. I'm not quite sure what computer system she was using, but I do know that most operating systems come with some type of "viewer" such as MS Word. Oh wait, I think I just figured it out. She was using a CLI and couldn't open the attachment. How silly of me.